Isaac Jones Blog

Isaac Jones Blog
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Thu, 27 May 2004

New Phone

I got a new phone so you can all start calling me again.

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The Cure-All for Relationship Troubles

Are you having trouble in a relationship?

Did your best friend piss you off by tailgating you while you were both driving drunk?

Or did you just see some guys walking down the street that you didn't like the look of?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then I have some important information for you. The area under my window is a magic place at 3AM, where all your troubles can be solved, provided that you're drunk enough, and that your voice is very shrill, and that I'm having a good dream.

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